the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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