Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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