i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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