why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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