I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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