Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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