She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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