I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.