Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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