at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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