so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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