I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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