WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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