Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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