Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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