Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.