Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.