Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.