we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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