Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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