I hope mine doesn't look like that
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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