yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
