Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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