Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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