normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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