Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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