Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's just like the Real World with babies
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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