Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
that's an acceptable place to lick
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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