so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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