Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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