Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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