At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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