i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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