Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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