You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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