i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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