soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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