if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Boobs speak an international language.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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