i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My breasts were aching with rage.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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