so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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