yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
