When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I love you. Go after that dick
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