what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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