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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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