theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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