Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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