Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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