So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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