no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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