I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I will be naked everywhere
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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