i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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