return my video game
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
