May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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