That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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