Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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