I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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