careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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