Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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